The Vanity Modulatorâ„¢ Pioneering the way in emotional attenuation The Vanity Modulatorâ„¢ is just what the ego ordered. Elastic pre-phensing, with micro-controllling trivetic accentuators (abbreviating all phrectic spatials) make the human ego your play ground.
The Argumentatorâ„¢ Are your arguments getting a bit stale? Does it feel like the bottom end of the point you are trying to make is all flabby and undefined while highs are shrill and ceaselessly tearing at your eardrums?
The Emotionatorâ„¢ With unique patented biphasal endlocking circuitry, Williams Fendel bracketing and top of the line inter-primed analog DSP exploiting sophisticated sophoreal algorithms The Emotionatorâ„¢ is the finest tool in the Everyday Use rack.