Studio Tools for Everyday Use – The Vanity Modulator

Aug. 22, 2012 by

The Vanity Modulator™ Pioneering the way in emotional attenuation The Vanity Modulator™ is just what the ego ordered. Elastic pre-phensing, with micro-controllling trivetic accentuators (abbreviating all phrectic spatials) make the human ego your play ground.

Studio Tools for Everyday Use – The Argumentator

Aug. 21, 2012 by

The Argumentator™ Are your arguments getting a bit stale? Does it feel like the bottom end of the point you are trying to make is all flabby and undefined while highs are shrill and ceaselessly tearing at your eardrums?

Studio Tools for Everyday Use – The Emotionator

Aug. 20, 2012 by

The Emotionator™ With unique patented biphasal endlocking circuitry, Williams Fendel bracketing and top of the line inter-primed analog DSP exploiting sophisticated sophoreal algorithms The Emotionator™ is the finest tool in the Everyday Use rack.