Studio Tools for Everyday Use – The Bullshit-o-meter

Aug. 25, 2012 by

The Bullshit-o-meter™ An absolute must for the modern urbanite the B-O-M™ is an indispensable tool to weed out charlatans from charlottes.

Studio Tools for Everyday Use – The Intelligence Modificator

Aug. 23, 2012 by

The Intelligence Modificator™ Big word hard? Long sentence hard? Too bad for you! People always mis-underestimating you? No Fun! Here’s Fun! Here is a new tool to make you brain work better.

Studio Tools for Everyday Use – The Vanity Modulator

Aug. 22, 2012 by

The Vanity Modulator™ Pioneering the way in emotional attenuation The Vanity Modulator™ is just what the ego ordered. Elastic pre-phensing, with micro-controllling trivetic accentuators (abbreviating all phrectic spatials) make the human ego your play ground.

Studio Tools for Everyday Use – The Argumentator

Aug. 21, 2012 by

The Argumentator™ Are your arguments getting a bit stale? Does it feel like the bottom end of the point you are trying to make is all flabby and undefined while highs are shrill and ceaselessly tearing at your eardrums?

Studio Tools for Everyday Use – The Emotionator

Aug. 20, 2012 by

The Emotionator™ With unique patented biphasal endlocking circuitry, Williams Fendel bracketing and top of the line inter-primed analog DSP exploiting sophisticated sophoreal algorithms The Emotionator™ is the finest tool in the Everyday Use rack.